Another Halloween Joke
<doorbell rings>
Man opens door...
Kid says "Buck-a-beet"
Man says "Huh?"
Kid says "Buck-a-beet"
Man says "ohhh... Trick or Treat..."
Kid says "Yeah... Buck-a-Beet"
Man says "What are you this year for Halloween?"
Kid says very proudly "I'm a Byrate"
Man says "What?"
Kid says "Arrrgghhh.... A Byrate"
Man says "Ohhh... a Pirate"
Kid says "Yeah... a Byrate"
Man gets the candy and says "If you're a Pirate, where are your Buccaneers?"
Kid points to the side of his head and says "Here's my Buckin Ears... Where's your Buckin Eyes?"
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