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Old 07-12-2012, 02:09 PM
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Default Mathematical analysis of 100%

What makes life 100%?? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then.....

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11= 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5=96%

But......

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5=100%

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20=103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

Therefore, look how far this will take you..........

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Think about it.....and have a nice day at work.
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