I can't fish worth a damn!!! If I had the shirt of an internet legend, I may be better! Also, a new fishing shirt may well create an 8th day in the week so that maybe, just maybe I'd have time to go!...
Oh yeah, how bout some free fire wood!?
I look pretty danged hot half naked(according to my wife, the liar) so, Ray's excuse wouldn't work for me.
So, how bout a free shirt. I swear I'd wear it any time I was fishing.