I am completely suprised that......
A. The league of extraordinary gentlemen have not put out a hit on W.
B. Iron Man has not retaliated with nun chucks, nen ja stars, and a bow staff.
C. Translucent majestic Steed gas prices havent gone up.
D. a code RED has not been issue by Obama due to Chuck Norris's involvment.
E. Gold can not be traded for Warlock rubies.
F. the horn of Gondor has not been blown to assemble IM's army.
G. no one brought dressing for Sexy Side Salad Sunday
(or did they
)
H. they are canceling moo moo monday to go to Applebees and ordering Cozmos
I. none of them DVR'ed Jerseylicious and Toddlers in Tiaras.
J. Iron Man did not get the Part in the hit broadway show CATs.
K. He missed the Jonas brothers in Houston.
L. he thinks Bette Midler's (beaches) was way better than Spartacus.