[Big Lake Blondie]

> A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
> Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the
> road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.. The Marine
> was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad
> leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I
> was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south
> was a heavily armed insurgent."
>
> We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
> I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who
> got what he deserved.
> He yelled back that Barrack Obama is a dumb, good-for-nothing, left wing
> liberal faggot who doesn't know how to drive.
> So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited
> lesbian!
> He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
> "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
> hit us."