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Old 09-13-2011, 05:25 PM
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Default Peyton Manning dies and goes to heaven

Sorry if y'all have heard this one before. So Peyton Manning dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him and tells him " Come on in Peyton. Let me show you around. He takes him on the grand tour and after a while Peyton says he's tired and wants to see where he'll be spending eternity. St. Peter walks him down a nice street with nice houses. He comes to one house with a little fence around it and a little flag pole in the front yard with a Colts flag on it. St. Peter says "Here's your house Peyton" Well Peyton thinks this is a pretty good house. He looks a couple houses down the road and there's this huge freakin mansion with a gold sidewalk in front of it, gold driveway, fleur-de-lis flags in every window, a 100 foot flag pole in the front yard with a huge Saints flag flyin proud. Peyton looks at St. Peter and says "With all due respect, I did a lot more in the NFL than Drew Brees did. Why would he get such a great place and I get this?" St. Peter laughs and says "That's not Drew's house, that's God's house".
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