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Originally Posted by speck-chaser
Police Do Care....
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[SIZE=5] The Lexington Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his butt. The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment. [/SIZE]
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Oldie(if 6 months is old) but a goody! LOL