Jose
> and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different
> areas of town.
>
> Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but
> only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.
>
> Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills
> every day.
> He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free
> house, and has a lot of money to spend.
>
> "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work
> just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home
> a suitcase fullof ten dollar bills every day?
>
> Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it
> say?"
>
> Carlo's sign reads: "I have no work, a wife and
> six kids to support."
>
> "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks
> him..
>
> "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a
> day!"
>
> Carlo's says, "Alright, what does your sign
> say?"
>
> It reads, "I only need ten
> dollars to get back to Mexico
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