[Salty]

Originally Posted by SULPHITE

scene one...

zoom in to the sea fox cruising across big lake. On the front of vessel sits a mexican/black mix midget with blond hair.

W has a set of binoculars checking for birds working...but he finds himself staring at the bowed legs of this mythical creature just 1 ft in front of him ( mind you shes in the front of the boat)

He looks away from his beauty for a moment and spots the biggest group of birds he has ever seen...drool is forming on the edge of his lips...he tells his darlin "hold on baby we about own this whole lake" and sets a course with the sea fox at blinding speed

After trolling over to the birds he is still taken aback by the beauty of sensual morsal on his front deck. he asks his lady friend "have you ever fished with a waterloo?? but wait...have you ever fished with a waterloo and a curado???????"

She looks him in the eyes with a her finger in her mouth and says "My W I didn't know what you were packing!!!"

"Get ready my little RR...bout to give you lesson right here on big lake"

Lets just say the bottom of the boat was teeming with 12" trout and sweet midget love making