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Old 03-15-2011, 11:01 AM
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Default Letterman's Top Ten

Reasons why there are no black drivers in NASCAR.....


10. They have to sit upright while driving

9. The pistol won't stay under the front seat

8. Engine noise drowns out the rap music

7. Pit crew can't work on car and hold their pants up at the same time

6.They keep trying to "carjack" Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

5. Police cars on track interfere with race

4. No passenger seat for the "HO"

3. Cadillacs aren't approved for competition

2. When they crash...they bail and run








And, the #1 reason why there are no black drivers in NASCAR.......



































1. They can't wear their helmets sideways
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