That's nothing y'all. You should see the stuff I get from 7th graders. I'd say a full 1/4 of them can't spell Virginia. They give me reports about "Vagina" instead. Let me quote,
"One of the moste famous ginerals in the cival war was Robert E. Lee of Vagina. He wuz a grate man and a bryllyant gineral, but he messed up at Ghettysberg and ended up loosing the war. He is still respected today as a grate Vaginian and American."
I'd tear my hair out if it would do any good. At least they got the facts straight, if not the spellings.