Ok......This not a joke, & I know seizures aren't funny but found extreme humor in this! One of the guys I work with used to be a paramedic & he has told us some absolutely unbelievable stories!!!!!! But this one OMG!
They got a call about a possible seizure victim, they arrive at the house (not so good part of town "hint") & knock on the door, Man arrives at the door.
Paramedics can we help you sir, can you tell what's going on?
Yuh, you see me & my ol lady was in the back having relations & she started twicthing, jerking & shaking real bad.
P/M.....Well sounds like a seizure, where is she?
She's in the bedroom, Seizure? I be's thinking maybe her "cummer" had gotten stuck.
P/M said he dropped his medical bag in the floor & walked out the door & sat on the front porch for about 10 minutes till he could quit crying!!!!!!!