I called all 6 of my maintenance guys (at different times) and said "Colonel KING on Monroe st just called and was very irate because he seen you (the tech I was talking to at the time) were staring at his 19 year old daughter sunbathing topless in the front yard. Then gave them a phone number and told them to call him and apologize and plead their case.". It was the number to the local Burger King....... I was
so hard. I'll take them out for a steak dinner next Friday!