When I was on my honeymoon in Holly Beach, I told my wife to go to Brown's in Hackberry and get me some chickens and steaks to bbq. She said she was busy.
I said, I wear the pants in this family and I need some meat to bbq.
She went into the bedroom to change and came out with her panties and told me to put them on. I said I couldn't fit in them. She said "Thats right, and if you want to get in them again, you better go get your own damng meat".
We ate sno cones and ham sandwiches.
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