Back many moons ago (before I was married) some friends & I were in a club, bar whatever you want to call it. We were standing in line for the bathroom when this blonde (a freaking knockout) walks by & one us speaks, well she just walks by without even the slightest response, a minute or so she comes by again, so we speak again, still not even a look. WTH? Her thrid trip by without a response I jump in front of her & face to face while acting like I'm doing sign language say A R E Y O U D E A F? Yup! she was deaf! Well she didn't take to kindly to my gestures & proceded to remove my right eye with her index finger! She had her finger buried to the knuckle in my eye socket with my head pinned against the wall! My eye stayed black & swollen shut for over a week! Till this day I have a great fear of deaf people!!!!
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