Got my A** whooped!!
 

In another thread "getting a whooping" came up, so I thought Id start this

As a kid what did you get whooped with??

Dad was always a thick *** black leather belt..........

Mom, most of the time what ever she found laying around. A lot of switches, Hot Wheels race car tracks, Wooden spoons, sandals. For the most part Switches and Hot Wheels race car tracks

Belts were awesome!...Dad had a wooden paddle, ya know, the one he cut out of plywood. We stashed it from him once. Bad deal! LOL

I wouldn't trade that education for the world though!

Leather belt with our last name on it...Now I have the belt lol

Belt, wet lavett (wet dish towel grabbed from kitchen counter top), a few switches (that the outer coating was shaved off with a pocket knife and left to dry next to the outside swing), fly swatter, and a few more I'm sure I'm leaving off.

The one that stands out the most is the belt.

That unmistakable sound of when your dad pulls it off his waist fast and you hear the end of the belt run through the loops .... flap! flap ! flap!

That's when you knew business was about to go south.

I referred to them as snot blowing sessions, getting the who who's, or a back deck throw down !

Wouldn't trade them for a single thing ... made me the person I am today !

Thank you Mom and Dad !

^^^THIS!!!^^^

This was the sound I heard when he got home...while i sat in my room...after the infamous shoe spanking I got from my mom!

Dad's police belt, but that was only a couple of times.
However, Mom broke two wooden spoons on me.
http://letsgetcookingathome.org.uk/s...n_spoon_be.jpg

1st off "Yes sir, no sir" came out real quick when he got serious. If it was a planned whipping (bad grades) it would be with the belt...8 licks minimum. If he didn't see tears come out on the first two or three it the licks kept getting harder until he got some waterworks. If I pissed him off and it was spur of the moment reaction - it was a slap to the back of the head and then a good kick me in the ***. I learned real quick to "duck and tuck" but if I made him miss he would get even more pissed and I didn't dare run or talk back. The belt was the worse. He used to lift weights so he was pretty bowed up. He had a weightlifting belt that he used to tag us with so he could cover ever inch of cheek.

Mostly belt from from dad.... and i do remember that sound of it coming off his waist.... If only this happend in every home still today... there would be less Obama Voters

LMAO !! I have to totally agree !!!!!!

My Dad worked overseas and still does for 60 to 120 says at a time. My Mom whooped me with whatever was handy mostly fly swatter or her open hand.......then I had to watch the calendar knowing that when my Dad would get home from Bum F $#@ Egypt I was getting it again

Ha! This was my mom's weapon of choice.

One time when I was little I was at my grandmaw's house when she was cooking and she grabbed her wooden spoon out of the drawer to stir the pot. I screamed and took off running out of the room. Apparently, I did not know that the wooden spoon was a multi-use tool and could be used not only for making backsides red but also for cooking.

"Best whoopin" I ever got (if you can say that) was in middle school. I had broken my hand fighting at school and ended up getting a cast put on. When I got home I got a whoopin from dad for fighting (yeah I sorta started it, well I didnt back down ) so I got a whoopin, little did dad know I was still a bit loopy from the pain meds (they had to set 4 bones in my hand) so it really didn't hurt too bad, but I made sure I squeezed out those crocodile tears ;-)

Worst spanking i got came from my sweet dear grandfather....never saw him mad except that once...made me pick my own switch and lit my a** up!

My Principal in middle school had a wooden Astroworld paddle with my name on it. Belt,spoon,switch from a fig tree. Worst of all was a yellow wiffle ball bat.

Dad used a leather belt. Mom would just claw the crap out of me with her big finger nails.

My mom used this....Attachment 91134



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Pick your own switch, to small and it broke you had to go get a new one, to big and they would use both hands on it. It was a fine line but but worked!! Only ever got 2-4 and remember thinking to myself it's easier to just do right! Lol

My kids will learn the same way I did non of this time out bs.

I'm like most. Pops was laying down the leather and mom was whatever was in reach.
Worst thing you could ever hear from mom was "just wait till your dad gets home from work". That was the day you praid he got a raise instead of the boss being an azzhole.
Next worst is being walked out of church then back in knowing everyone knows you just got yout azz tore up.

When I found out I could run faster than my mom and the egg spatula that was the exact quote I heard. I learned quickly that mom's discipline technique was far less painful than my dad's....of course I would fake everlasting pain when mom dished it out...just to make her feel like she didn't have to involve dad's alligator belt later. I can still hear that snapping sound when he popped that belt.