watch what ya say
 

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife: "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt..."

His wife was not amused in the least bit and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning when her husband was getting dressed for work, he took a pair of underwear out of his dresser drawer and said: "*** is this?", as a little dust appeared when he shook them out.

He hollered into the bathroom: "Honey, why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied: "It's not talcum powder, IT'S MIRACLE GROW, you jackass.......":eek:

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