Take it or leave it
An Italian husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman came over to their table, gave the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then said she'll see him later and walked away.
The wife glared at her husband and asked, "Who was that?"
"Oh," replied the husband "she's my mistress".
"Well, that's the last straw" announced the wife "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," her husband responded, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. No more credit card and large bank accounts. But... the decision is all yours".
Just then, a mutual friend entered the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Tony?" asked the wife. "That's his mistress" said her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she remarked :D
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