Difference between
 

'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say,'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'

'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your Wife squarely on the *** and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!'

I hope this clears up any confusion:grinpimp:

I tried the latter one night except I said bigun...Doesn't matter! End result is still the same!...NOT good!

Damn beer and Jager!!

Classic

Oh yeah, I didn't have the lipstick on my shirt either! Lol