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wtretrievers 08-10-2010 09:00 AM

Her & His Diaries
 
HER DIARY:
Dear Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster...



HIS DIARY:
My boat wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

Purple Back 08-10-2010 09:03 AM

Hell yeah, you nailed it on the head with that one.

LaAngler 08-10-2010 09:15 AM

pretty good one

yak'em-n-stack'em 08-10-2010 09:40 AM

Hahahahahahaha. Truth

jaclyn.renea 08-10-2010 04:23 PM

Yep. That looks bout right.

longsidelandry 08-10-2010 05:20 PM

Haha yea ain't that the truth

fishinpox 08-10-2010 07:32 PM

yeeeeeeeeeessir

LPfishnTIM 08-10-2010 08:37 PM

dang, poor wife!

jldsc 08-10-2010 10:21 PM

dang! that was me this past sunday without the gettin laid part !@#$%@#$^%&^#$

PUREBAY2200 08-11-2010 09:46 PM

Soooooo true!!!

simplepeddler 08-11-2010 09:53 PM

just spit cheap merlot on my computer......so darn true......

All you needed to add was that she was "unfriended" by someone on face book and "he" didn't even care

jaclyn.renea 08-12-2010 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simplepeddler (Post 185847)
just spit cheap merlot on my computer......so darn true......

All you needed to add was that she was "unfriended" by someone on face book and "he" didn't even care

Merlot? Seriously? What were you thinking? :puke:

fun w son 08-12-2010 04:34 PM

All you needed to add was that she was "unfriended" by someone on face book and "he" didn't even care

Boy i wish i had a dollar for every time i heard that!!!!!


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