The first time
 

First time sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for
the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms & sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist.' :eek::eek::eek::eek:

rotflmao aw man I can't imagine being put in that predicament

*****.... what an awkward situation

That's funny.What would you do. Run very fast

lmao :*****:

What would you do?
Just get up and leave? :eek:

i can imagine that happening to Fishmaster..... (I need a new keyboard BTW)

hahaha wouldn't that suck!

if ya scared! say ya scared!!!!

Idda be like HIIIIIII

Jordan, you don't have to worry about that problem. You'd have to have a girlfriend first! :]

:*****::*****::*****:

Your it ?!

:] I won't deny it.

Good profession to be in if you have daughters! That makes you wonder what the pharmacist was saying about sex and condoms!

Really????!!!!

you would have to have a girl agree to procreate with you.

(thats a big word that means have sex jordan):grinpimp:

burn handle?

Really. :)

I felt the same way the first time I went to Yak-ems house.............

Must be Jordan's left hand typing???????? *****!!!!!!!

say whatttttttt

YouTube- Family Guy - Stewie - Say WHAAAAT!?

that was my thought.... "she" magically just came online.... i need to see proof

IP addresses don't lie.
And besides, that's what pictures are for. :]

any one with any knowlege of a computer can switch ip addresses.




holy crap..........

i just remembered we were talking about jordan

she must be real

Yeah, that's the point. I'm not a blow up doll.

thats good im glad he got rid of that thing...j/k welcome to the site

Yeah, he poked a hole in it the week before I met him. :]
Just kidding Jordy!
Thanks for the welcome. :)

awwwwwwwwww jordy gots him a girliefriend!!!!! that girl must be a saint to put up with that boy :p

Yep. I pretty much am.

Jordan is telling me all about you pox. What is this I hear about some socks?

ahhh yesss...

the notorious pox sox.

i sent jordan one stuffed way down in the bottom of the box of baits i sent him last month maybe he hasnt found em yet ??? he prolly did find it and sleeps with it under his pillow ...you know kinda like a security blanket type of thing:puke::p:p

I've already checked his blanket and pillows. Didn't see it there, sorry to get your hopes up.
He's still waiting on the shimano core 50 mg that you promised him.

yall must be smokin dat stuff !!! core 50mg ***** that boy swallowed to much dip spit or something !!

haha nice