guys, need ideas
Have any of you successfully gotten out of having to go to a wedding? I've tried and tried, even got the baby involved, but she is standing firm..........oh, red devil, no need tocomment, you couldn't even get out of going to your own wedding g, so I do t expect you'd have anything for me.........hehehehehehe
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how close is the people to u
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Tim, why would you even ask such a thing. I had to go to one a couple of weeks ago for some people I didn't even know. But she did. You can't win Brotha. You're married, you should know that. LMAO
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just tell me it's not on Feb 27!:eek::eek:
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Its tonight.......I've fished w/ the Guy a few times, but all the wives are nurses so they talk work all night........if it as open bar she wouldn't have had to ask twice........there's no win here......
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OD on laxatives.
Man I find myself in these positions all the time, you need something to barder, negotiate with. Didnt you just put down new flooring? |
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That's true!!!!! Good thinking!!!! Ill try that now, why didn't I think of that!!! |
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Damn, I must have it made. I just tell her I don't feel like going and I don't have to go. One of my wife's best friends got married a few months ago, she was even in the wedding and I didn't go. I told her the LSU vs Bama game was more important and the marriage prolly wouldn't last anyway lmao
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usually if i have to go to these things i just take advantage of it... free alcohol!! hint hint
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Crap!! Now I find out its in new roads..........where the hell is that? There goes Drinkin.......argh
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*CLANK* *CLANK* The chains of domestication are ringing!!
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When I got married, we had a big screen TV with the LSU/Tenn. game on.
My wife insisted on that date, when the wedding was over, beer was cold and the TV came on. Those who were not interested in the game danced outside with the band. |
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Jason......how bout tilted kilt for lunch today?
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I eat early......like 11ish
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i HATE weddings and all the fluff small talk involved |
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I don't go to weddings, just the receptions.
If you get a job offshore, you can do all the stuff you want to on days off while the wife is at work... You have to make sacrifices. If my wife demands something from me, I demand something from her. She usually gives in cause she don't want to give in to my demands... |
Easy. Go to the camp, turn off cell phone. Deal with consequences on Sunday. You can thank me later.
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Easy.............pull the fuse for the ignition control module on her car
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Suck it up. Just let her know that you don't really want to go but you are doing it for her. Suffer in silence, trust me , it will pay dividends. Works for me.
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Oh oh
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There is a virus going around, play sick.
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The new wife
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No drinkin?
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I'm sure there will be, but not in my gut......gotta Drive and its too far to risk it........ |
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Don't you have an ol' lady?:smokin: |
yeah tim, she made u go to the wedding, make her drive back.. its the least she could do to pay u back !!!
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she dont drive, not b/c she'll be drunk, but b/c it terrifies me!!!! I just can't ride w/ her............
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drink enough, you can ride with anyone !!!! from what i seen at pete's.... you drinking enough is not that hard to fulfill !!.... (hope she aint reading this)
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Just go to the wedding. I view it as putting in the bank and some time in the future you make a withdrawal.
If you act like an ***, she won't consider it putting in the bank and you are worse off than if you would have not gone. |
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dude that is what i was think!!! |
Pool Boy, we think alike. Maybe our wives are kin. Dink, if you do it right, she will be a happy camper - you too. I've been married to the same woman for 38 years. The good more than makes up for the bad.
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