Sorry I will Not Speak to Media
 

Pulled a Tiger Woods

I will not be making my fundraiser this weekend! I'm not going to give a statement because I'm "W" I don't have to:pissed:

Please I ask the media just give me my space as I recover from this accident

Truck has been driving drunk again, damn the bad luck.:shaking:
Or did you fall off of your "Phone Book"????????????

DING!
 

I know there's a (to short to see over the dashboard joke here somewhere.)comment coming.X 1000:*****::*****::*****:

Dang Jeremy, that's in your own damn yard dude.:shaking::shaking::*****::*****:

hahaha that's pretty bad if you run into stuff in your own yard!!

Take it easy...... He probably slided on all that snow.....

I will not answer question at this time! :grinpimp:

Did Cora beat your azz with a golf club? Or in your case a waterloo?

The pop knot on the concrete wall appears, that it would be higher than the scare on the front bumper of your truck. Did you hit a fire hydrant first, which caused your truck to temporarily get air born?
Go ahead Tiger W admit it your blond bombshell wife was putting a serious a$$ whooping on you. You have to come to terms that she caught you sexting.

he fell out of his booster seat... was the haynie attached ??? do i need to come get it ??

BTW, tiger e-mailed me this pic.... dang fire hydrant

that aint nothin jermey! i wish i had pics of when i sandwiched my truck up to the doors in between a dumpster and a telephone pole:cheers::brew:

Wait till he backs that Haynie into that wall!:pissed::pissed::pissed::pissed:

That won't happen cuase he pulls the boat in from the other direction. So whenever he pulls the boat in the driveway, the truck is always headed towards that brick wall. LMAO He must have had a brain fart.

must have had to fart... and fell off his booster seat....

^thats funny as hell!!^ :D

but that SUCKS!!

Looks like we have nearly the same truck mines the desert brown though.

Without the big azz scratch!!!!:grinpimp:

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yeah you right! Eventhough mine did have a big ARSE dent in it from an idiot at V. Bay launch!!:pissed: 2grand thank you have a nice day

FL state police have cleared me of all charges.......

No what happened was ... I was trying to put the super back of move with my boat.... just need a few inches to clear that damn wall....... I pushed the issue a little to far.......

Damn, where did you go to school??????????????:eek:

Sentence Check Regards

ouch..that sooks..

Good thing boat boat made it through it . I'd hate to see ya havta put whippin on your own arsz!! Dem crew change days are hard to get adjusted the first day home.

Hey, I can a new one painted right up for ya! Get it over here or, I can ship it to ya, painted to match and all you gotta do is install it! My new shop needs the business!

W....that sucks.....however.....it will only cost you what your deductable with your insurance is....

Yes but, if W is like most of us, he has a $500 deductible. That part will not cost as much as his deductible. Probably easier as out of pocket.

Maybe I was wrong! Just pulled the part up and painted, it goes for $375! That's not even installed! It's only about $20 more for installation. If you figured the new face bar, it skyrockets! That's all OEM(GM made) parts though. I'm gonna check on some aftermarket parts if my wife would ever get her ARSE to the house!!!

Quick Fix

Just put matching SALTYCAJUN decals on each side.

I hope the air bags did not activate! I understand they can cost some $$$ to get them reset.