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goldenrod 05-01-2013 03:57 PM

Womanless pageant
 
I AM IN A WOMANLESS PAGEANT AT THE END OF THIS MONTH. i FIGURED YOU GUYS COULD COME UP WITH A GOOD NAME FOR ME!!! NO ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 ALLOWED, SO LET IT RIP.

aquaholic 05-01-2013 06:30 PM

Suq Madiq

eman 05-01-2013 07:07 PM

Vigina smyles

Top Dawg 05-01-2013 08:10 PM

Peter north

jrdntboy09 05-01-2013 08:16 PM

Ophelia padussy

Goooh 05-01-2013 08:25 PM

Jason Collins

mcjaredsandwich 05-01-2013 08:36 PM

d I c k Beninyah

goldenrod 05-02-2013 07:59 AM

Keep them coming!

fishfighter 05-02-2013 08:18 AM

no
 
i didn't want to participate in this cause i don't usually, but dude your alias, use your alias goldenrod, i would guess that goldenrod means something different if you are in a gay pagent













lol, see why i didn't want to participate, couldn't help myself, but you have to explain what the heck kind of pagent you are participating in, i can't be the only one who doesn't understand??:confused::confused:

swamp snorkler 05-02-2013 08:27 AM

I'm sure its drag queen pagent.


I'd go with Reddy Snapper,

SaltERedneck 05-02-2013 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishfighter (Post 575907)
i didn't want to participate in this cause i don't usually, but dude your alias, use your alias goldenrod, i would guess that goldenrod means something different if you are in a gay pagent













lol, see why i didn't want to participate, couldn't help myself, but you have to explain what the heck kind of pagent you are participating in, i can't be the only one who doesn't understand??:confused::confused:

The fraternities did these in college.... more of a joke than anything. helped raise money by dressing a bunch of ugly dudes up in drag. Just another excuse for them to be the center of attention, get hammered, and fullfill their fantasy of dressing like a woman lmao... but i am sure goldenrod is doing this to raise money for something??? atleast I HOPE.

Sharin Peters
YVonna Blowmee

RigRatNoMeaux 05-02-2013 08:45 AM

Yneeta Byrd

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"W" 05-02-2013 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goooh (Post 575792)
Jason Collins

X 2

Ragin_Cajun 05-02-2013 09:09 AM

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fishfighter 05-02-2013 09:16 AM

ok
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SaltERedneck (Post 575916)
The fraternities did these in college.... more of a joke than anything. helped raise money by dressing a bunch of ugly dudes up in drag. Just another excuse for them to be the center of attention, get hammered, and fullfill their fantasy of dressing like a woman lmao... but i am sure goldenrod is doing this to raise money for something??? atleast I HOPE.

Sharin Peters
YVonna Blowmee



gotcha, ok was kind of curious, not sure that i wanted to know the answer though, surely for a good cause you have to do what ever it takes, and for the record, i was pulling your chain goldenrod(about the "gay pagent")

goldenrod 05-02-2013 10:20 AM

It is a fundraiser for the Miles Perret Cancer center in Lafayette. I have to dress up and collect money during the pageant. The man that collects the most money is crowned queen. We have been to this in the past, and the guys who participate get to drink for free!! And they have always been fd up, and put on a damn funny show.....BY the way it is held in Crowley on the 15th of June and tickets are 15$.

Mako19 05-02-2013 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldenrod (Post 575948)
It is a fundraiser for the Miles Perret Cancer center in Lafayette. .

That is definitely a GREAT Cause!
Local Cherity that goes above and beyond for thier patients.

While my mom was recovering they picked her and 5 other cancer patients up in a limo in lafayette and brought them to Cyp. point to a camp that someone had donated for the weekend.

Cooked for them, did group therapy stuff, and gave them loads of little door prizes. At the end of the weekend they loaded them back up in a limo and brought them home.

She talked about that trip for weeks, which was wayyy better than talking about the usualy (treatment and surgeries).

Can anyone buy a ticket?
Where can we purchase them?

goldenrod 05-02-2013 10:41 AM

Yes anyone can buy tickets, I have some at my office.

swamp snorkler 05-02-2013 11:34 AM

MC; Contestant 1 whats your name?
Contestant 1; Dora Knob
MC; Dora Knob, how did you get that name?
Dora Knob; Because I'm just like a Doorknob...... everybody gets a turn!

goldenrod 05-02-2013 11:40 AM

Good one^^^

jdm4x43732 05-02-2013 12:23 PM

Ms Knob Gobbler

mcjaredsandwich 05-02-2013 12:32 PM

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Top Dawg 05-02-2013 12:35 PM

Heywood Yaspreadum

fishfighter 05-02-2013 12:35 PM

Dam sammich you board??

swamp snorkler 05-02-2013 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishfighter (Post 576002)
Dam sammich you board??


Must be, that fool either put in some work or Copy and Pasted

jdm4x43732 05-02-2013 12:45 PM

Ball drayna

mcjaredsandwich 05-02-2013 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swamp snorkler (Post 576005)
Must be, that fool either put in some work or Copy and Pasted

Copy pasted.

goldenrod 05-02-2013 03:03 PM

Good job samich

CAMP CANARD 05-02-2013 04:41 PM

Dirk Diggler

jdm4x43732 05-02-2013 05:50 PM

What about Rene?

mcjaredsandwich 05-02-2013 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdm4x43732 (Post 576175)
What about Rene?

:thumbup:

Goooh 05-02-2013 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdm4x43732 (Post 576175)
What about Rene?

X1

goldenrod 05-02-2013 06:33 PM

Rene saban

mcjaredsandwich 05-02-2013 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldenrod (Post 576184)
Rene saban

Rene Zonhisnees

bullcroaker 05-02-2013 10:38 PM

jack abramoff

yak'em-n-stack'em 05-05-2013 11:57 PM

Craven Moorhead


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