Well I got it sone this morning
 

I just had my vasectomy done. It hurts like hell. But after five
Kids it had to be done. Almost had a anxiety attack on the table with teeth chattering and the shakes. They gave me a Valium and that did nothing. At home now with my bag of peas and loratab. This sucks ***.

Damn dude F dat

I couldn't even get my dog fixed.....grabbed him up and ran outta there!!! Your crazy!!!

I would have had it done 2 kids ago

Or wrap it up! Nobody going anywhere near my junk to do anything with the word "snip" or "cut"!

I need to go get it done before I wind up with another oops! Of course, I don't drink Jager anymore so, I may be ok! LOL

I'll nominate you as bravest SC member! props to you

Haha. Yeah I got five kids and the last two were oppps. But I wouldn't trade em for the world. I am Italian so naturally I gotta have a huge family. Lol. It just sucks. The whole ordeAl was creepy and painful. But hopefully it will be worth it.

I had it done, just keep ice on it and it will be fine in 2 days... I did mine on a thursday and was fishing on saturday.

x2.... It is worth it. Had mine done about 10 years ago and have never looked back. One less thing to worry about.;)

Just keep the ice on it....

You should have had the doc tie up the wife while he was in there during the last birth. That's what I did. No way would I get clipped.

Dude, you gotta go Premium before next Saturday. :smokin: :rolleyes:

Will do when I get home.

I had one a few months ago.....Just got the "OK" on my second sample test two weeks ago.....:smokin:

It took like not even 5 minutes.....:work:

What took less than 5 minutes?...The surgery or the sample?!:rotfl:

LOL!!!!!!

Both......lol

My moms been begging me to get it done. I've seriously been considering it. How long was the procedure?

That post doesn't read right....:eek:..:smokin:

It didn't take long.....seemed like 5 minutes when I had mine done.

WHAT!! No thank you I chose they unprotected path
Condoms = Limp-d ick-a-nidus

I was lucky enough that after my third, my wife had a doctor that could tie a non-slip fishing knot, has held for 25 yrs now, whew!!!!!!!

Choot...........I had it done, then UN-Done.
I can tell you this, the first time was two stitches........the second was SIX.
There just ain' t alot of space on my .........(you know) for SIX damn stitches.

Man enough to admit, I cried like a kid who dropped his ice cream all the way home.

Was a booty call pass for a few years though.

Drinking is my birth control......if you can still get it up, you haven't had enough.......or, ask specks boy, he had a class awhile back.......

Sample??? He said he got fixed.....who's sample did his wife bring in???

Pecan!!!!

Had it done aint sheet...just sore for a few...

The procedure only took twenty minutes. I am just hurting. My two year old just climbed in the bed and crawled over the top of me. I got sick and threw up. I've had the ice on since I've been home. I just hurting. It's a sensitive thing. But it's worth it. Wifey has female issue so she
Could not get cut and tied. I'd much rather her get it but it just didn't work out that way.

I had it done back in Feb. All I can say is don't push it. A buddy of mine thought he was feeling better after his and started working around his house after 2 day, needless to say that was a mistake, I heard the horror stories of them swellign up like tennis balls. I took it easy for 4 days even though I felt good after 2. no problems after that. Alternate between bags of peas and keep the pain pills flowing for 48 hours.

Kade, I have the same problem. Sometimes I find myself raw dogging randoms :eek:

Atleast you have an ol' lady!

LMAO!!!

onestone!

Lol Touche' you have a valid point . . . . . . . . . but


You gotta live life on the edge Raw Dog em all!:smokin:

Whooses....lol Had mine done 25 years ago in the dark ages. Never looked back since. So nice not to worry about pregnancies! Use plenty of ice!!

I'm 33 been married for 7. I've never worn a rubber. Let's just say I'm good at roulette. Raw is the only way I eat oysters.

X2, I took it easy the first 3-4 days and I never had an issue. Also, I kept the peas on it and I realy had to pain....

Had it done and back to work in 3 days.

lol

had mine done in 1980 dont remember it to much but played a ball game 2 days later

Shoot, had mine done on a thursday and was cutting grass and weedeating on saturday (against drs orders, of course). didn't really hurt at all. took maybe 2-3 pain pills that night and friday am. didn't really ice the boys down like i was supposed to. not bragging just saying. some procedures and doctors hurt more than others. My dr. told me i told jokes the whole time he was doing it. said he never laughed so hard. enjoyed his assistant (who was very cute) prepping me for the procedure!:D When she taped my johnson to my stomach I asked her what kind of tape she was using? was it d*ck tape!!!:rotfl:

o wow, do they shave it up nice and clean for ya?

Had mine done several years ago. The Doc said I could have pain pills at noon so at 11:59 I took some. Got it done on Friday, back to work Monday. Do take it easy. It could bite you. I jumped down off a counter top 3 weeks after and felt it pull all the way up to my nipples!

x2:shaking:

It ain't that bad so far. My frozen peas are my best friends. Lol. I am sore today but it is getting better. Thanks for the support guys

I hear you bro. I fell in love with the frozen peas also.

I thought about having this done, but just really wanted to thank you all for talking me out of it.... the only thing sharp around the boys better be the ole lady's teeth, ya heard!!!!