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Asterisk-Rich 07-06-2010 06:18 PM

anyone have any experience?
 
anyone have any experience with jewish girls or jews in general?

southern151 07-06-2010 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Asterisk-Rich (Post 174664)
anyone have any experience with jewish girls or jews in general?

Yeah, they make more money on accident than we ever will on purpose!:*****:

huntin fool 07-06-2010 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Asterisk-Rich (Post 174664)
anyone have any experience with jewish girls or jews in general?


You've come to the right guy...See avatar..


LMAO i don't even think I know a jewish person...

yak'em-n-stack'em 07-06-2010 06:21 PM

thats where copper wire came from


2 jews fighting over 1 penny

Asterisk-Rich 07-06-2010 06:25 PM

ha ha ha...i know they are frugal. besides that any pros and cons of past relationships with jews?

yak'em-n-stack'em 07-06-2010 06:27 PM

i know a jewish girl and she is hot, but dating someone


i wish

Asterisk-Rich 07-06-2010 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by huntin fool (Post 174667)
You've come to the right guy...See avatar..


LMAO i don't even think I know a jewish person...

yea thats my problem too, i dont even think i have ever met one until i moved up here...the other day i met this Mega Hottie! 5'2 100#'s maybe. i just dont really know anything about their religion and before i get in too deep(thats what she said) :*****::*****: i would like to know a little more about it

huntin fool 07-06-2010 06:31 PM

Google it!

Dink 07-06-2010 06:43 PM

How was the grand crayon made????




A Jew dropped a quarter in a crack. ......

specktator 07-06-2010 06:46 PM

I thought u were part-Jewish?:D "Mozeltof!"

Ray 07-06-2010 06:54 PM

You're in luck. They are not supposed to marry non-Jews.
You can have fun for a few months, then move on.

Asterisk-Rich 07-06-2010 07:06 PM

yea ray she told me about that the other day, there is no chance in hell that im about to become jewish!

LaAngler 07-06-2010 07:14 PM

I don't talk about politics or religion (play it cool) on the first few dates. I don't see it being an issue.

Israel is an ally.

yak'em-n-stack'em 07-06-2010 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dink (Post 174689)
How was the grand crayon made????




A Jew dropped a quarter in a crack. ......



at first i did not get the joke

but then i put by W glasses on and can now read

the grand canyon, not crayon

Asterisk-Rich 07-06-2010 07:19 PM

well bruce, i invented cool so it shouldnt be a problem!

lol j/k

youmyboyblue 07-06-2010 07:26 PM

My high school was loaded with them. The ones I knew basically worshiped their dads. All i could ever get from one of was a suckie. Weird bastages, wore those silly hats to school. We did get several extra holidays a year b/c of them though.

Asterisk-Rich 07-06-2010 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by youmyboyblue (Post 174712)
My high school was loaded with them. The ones I knew basically worshiped their dads. All i could ever get from one of was a suckie. Weird bastages, wore those silly hats to school. We did get several extra holidays a year b/c of them though.

her family is not the type that wears the hats, i think those are hasidic.

she seems like a normal girl

yak'em-n-stack'em 07-06-2010 07:39 PM

watch borat

he tells you everything you need to know about jews

southern151 07-06-2010 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Asterisk-Rich (Post 174724)
her family is not the type that wears the hats, i think those are hasidic.

she seems like a normal girl

They all seem like normal girls!...Regardless of their background!:*****::*****::shaking:

Asterisk-Rich 07-06-2010 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by yak'em-n-stack'em (Post 174726)
watch borat

he tells you everything you need to know about jews

:*****::*****::*****:

all star rod 07-06-2010 07:41 PM

Rich maybe now you can get laid without paying for it.......:*****::help::*****:

yak'em-n-stack'em 07-06-2010 07:45 PM

yeah right

without paying?

tumbleweed 07-06-2010 07:47 PM

I work for them, my brother is married to a Jewish girl. Ray is right. My brother had to convert to marry his wife. Her family and him came to Louisiana to visit about a year ago. I had some cracklins, her dad asked what they were, I told him. I took him fishing and he asked to get some. He ate 2 bags! That is all I know about Jews. Oh, they don't like it when you say," I jewed them down on the price". It is not good advice. But it is all I know.

Asterisk-Rich 07-06-2010 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by all star rod (Post 174730)
Rich maybe now you can get laid without paying for it.......:*****::help::*****:

i have only paid for sex once...and she stole specks wallet!!!
:*****::*****::*****::*****:

LaAngler 07-06-2010 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Asterisk-Rich (Post 174724)
she seems like a normal girl

famous last words

Asterisk-Rich 07-06-2010 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by tumbleweed (Post 174735)
I work for them, my brother is married to a Jewish girl. Ray is right. My brother had to convert to marry his wife. Her family and him came to Louisiana to visit about a year ago. I had some cracklins, her dad asked what they were, I told him. I took him fishing and he asked to get some. He ate 2 bags! That is all I know about Jews. Oh, they don't like it when you say," I jewed them down on the price". It is not good advice. But it is all I know.

dude, i get fussed at all the time up here for racist comments that i dont find racist at all...but i will definitely remember to bring some cracklins on our date...lol

Asterisk-Rich 07-06-2010 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by LaAngler (Post 174740)
famous last words

im just sayin...if she wouldnt have told me she was jewish i woud have never known

tumbleweed 07-06-2010 08:11 PM

I said Jew down on the phone once with somebody in accounting. They were Jewish.
Every Jew I have met secretly loves pork. They are like baptists with beer.

all star rod 07-06-2010 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Asterisk-Rich (Post 174737)
i have only paid for sex once...and she stole specks wallet!!!
:*****::*****::*****::*****:

:rotfl::rotfl:

huntin fool 07-06-2010 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by tumbleweed (Post 174757)
I said Jew down on the phone once with somebody in accounting. They were Jewish.
Every Jew I have met secretly loves pork. They are like baptists with beer.


Like Baptist with beer :*****: Baw dat aint right

FF_T_Warren 07-06-2010 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by tumbleweed (Post 174757)
I said Jew down on the phone once with somebody in accounting. They were Jewish.
Every Jew I have met secretly loves pork. They are like baptists with beer.

I am baptist so I'll say this. I heard a joke a while back. Why must you always take 2 baptist with you fishing?

Because if you take one baptist fishing he'll drink all your beer. :D

longsidelandry 07-06-2010 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by FF_T_Warren (Post 174761)
I am baptist so I'll say this. I heard a joke a while back. Why must you always take 2 baptist with you fishing?

Because if you take one baptist fishing he'll drink all your beer. :D

Anywhere you find four baptists, there's bound to be a fifth! :eek: :*****:

specktator 07-06-2010 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Asterisk-Rich (Post 174737)
i have only paid for sex once...and she stole specks wallet!!!
:*****::*****::*****::*****:

No......just my debit card! :(

specktator 07-06-2010 08:26 PM

But it works as a credit card too so she got me for $600. That's all u can spend on it in a day. Had to go to the bank and tell them I lost my card and someone must have found it and used it. They gave me my money back! :)

tumbleweed 07-06-2010 08:27 PM

My wife is baptist she will not drink beer in front of her parents. Her dad will only drink beer with me when nobody else is around. It is too funny. Her family was horrified at our wedding, my Irish catholic family drank enough for everybody.

fishinpox 07-06-2010 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Asterisk-Rich (Post 174737)
i have only paid for sex once...and she stole specks wallet!!!
:*****::*****::*****::*****:



***** that is classic!!!

Asterisk-Rich 07-06-2010 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fishinpox (Post 174776)
***** that is classic!!!

yea dude i woke up the next morning and went to the bathroom and his block buster card was in the kleenex box and his stuff was spread all around the bathroom...he was super excited!

FF_T_Warren 07-06-2010 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Asterisk-Rich (Post 174799)
yea dude i woke up the next morning and went to the bathroom and his block buster card was in the kleenex box and his stuff was spread all around the bathroom...he was super excited!

LOL, you sound like my uncle. He's been dead a few years now, but your stories sound similar to the stuff he did. He was just fun to be around to hear all his stories. makes me smile. Wish he was still around he was my favorite family member of all

fishinpox 07-06-2010 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Asterisk-Rich (Post 174799)
yea dude i woke up the next morning and went to the bathroom and his block buster card was in the kleenex box and his stuff was spread all around the bathroom...he was super excited!


you meen you let her spend the night???:shaking: you got alot to learn thats the whole point of payin , your not payin for the tang your payin her to leave!!!

specktator 07-06-2010 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by fishinpox (Post 174807)
you meen you let her spend the night???:shaking: you got alot to learn thats the whole point of payin , your not payin for the tang your payin her to leave!!!

THEY didn't stay the night. :)

fishinpox 07-06-2010 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by specktator (Post 174811)
THEY didn't stay the night. :)


n-dog hit 2 of dem ?? got pics??:*****:

specktator 07-06-2010 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by fishinpox (Post 174813)
n-dog hit 2 of dem ?? got pics??:*****:

No n-dog had the one that looked like Buckwheat! LMAO

Asterisk-Rich 07-06-2010 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by specktator (Post 174815)
No n-dog had the one that looked like Buckwheat! LMAO

lmao...it was a long bachelor party night in N.O.

and i didnt care, she was black, i turned the lights off and all i could see was her teeth

LaAngler 07-06-2010 09:05 PM

who paid the medical bills after

Asterisk-Rich 07-06-2010 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by LaAngler (Post 174817)
who paid the medical bills after

speck paid those along with his 600$ stolen Credit card

fishinpox 07-06-2010 09:12 PM

[QUOTE=Asterisk-Rich;174816]lmao...it was a long bachelor party night in N.O.

and i didnt care, she was black, i turned the lights off and all i could see was her teeth[/QUOTE]


bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


you didnt see that peice of bubble gum?:*****::*****::*****:

southern151 07-06-2010 09:32 PM

Well, at least it wasn't somethin off of Plank Rd.! If so, there may not have been any bubble gum!:eek:

Pox knows!:*****::*****::*****:JJ

LPfishnTIM 07-06-2010 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by southern151 (Post 174837)
Well, at least it wasn't somethin off of Plank Rd.! If so, there may not have been any bubble gum!:eek:

Pox knows!:*****::*****::*****:JJ

I got my windows tinted downtown Baton Rouge off north street, one morning a couple years ago, I was down there about to meet the guy that was tinting my windows and I couldn't help but to notice, the hookers leaving the houses early in the morning. I could see why Baton Rouge has the highest percentage of citizens with HIV/AIDS.

southern151 07-06-2010 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by LPfishnTIM (Post 174861)
I got my windows tinted downtown Baton Rouge off north street, one morning a couple years ago, I was down there about to meet the guy that was tinting my windows and I couldn't help but to notice, the hookers leaving the houses early in the morning. I could see why Baton Rouge has the highest percentage of citizens with HIV/AIDS.

Did ya maybe also notice the high number of adam's apples in some o dem Dem's you seen?:*****::shaking:

Asterisk-Rich 07-06-2010 11:39 PM

i went to a Pi Phi formal on plank Rd. a few years back when my Ex old lady was attending LSU...awfully dark down there...PoX, you spend alot of time on that end?


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