Any of Ya'll ever drink this?????
 

Im holding a bottle of "go lytely". I know the name IS NOT what it's gonna do..........How long am I gonna be down for?? Will I be able to work in the morning before the Doc rapes me??

HAVE FUN! :D

The polyethylene glycol (PEG) and electrolytes solution is used to clean the colon (large bowel or lower intestine) before certain tests or surgery of the colon. The PEG-electrolyte solution is usually taken by mouth. However, sometimes it is given in the hospital through a nasogastric tube (a tube inserted through the nose).
The PEG-electrolyte solution acts like a laxative. It causes liquid stools or mild diarrhea. In this way, it flushes all solid material from the colon, so the doctor can have a clear view of the colon


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Might as well pull the TV in the bathroom. You will be there for a while.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77...olonblow_2.png

"liquid stools or mild diarrhea"

Isn't that the same thing?

I'll pass! Thanks for trying!:shaking:

From what I've read, it's more like an explosion than a mild stool...........yikes

LMAO sounds fun:eek:

You know way too much about this.:eek: Next you will be telling us about the many uses for Gerbils:*****:

...and pvc pipe

I thought it was a toilet paper or paper towel roll???

either way your not keeping any up there after your "protien drink" !!

Question is still not answered.........think I'll be able to work tomorrow at all?? Idk how long this stuff lasts......

When did they tell you to consume the GoLytley?

I start tonight at 6....

Thanks you.............the worst part is the no eating.........havent had any food since last night at 6........I'm frickin starving!!!

damn tim...you ain't got any damn fat to run off like me...

Good thing you didn't drink that stuff before your news interview!:eek:

Tim my friend ,
DO NOT !! i repeat DONOT!!! even think that you will be going to work if you are having a colonoscopy.
My doc said 2.5 - 3 day procedure and he was right. 1st day that wonderful go lytely
(I have never drank horse pizz ,But it couldn't be any worse) 2nd day you get a twighlight shot b4 the procedure. your good friend demarol (tell the doc to just go ahead and knock you out). 3rd day is needed to recover and get some food back in your system ,(some that will stay in).
I can give you 2 GREAT tips on the go lytely
1. mix it w/ you favorite gator aid powder or powdered kool aid .(was approved by my doc)
2. mix some vodka w/ it (this one was not approved by my doc , But it didn't hurt or kill me)

keep on thinking that no food is the worst part. Make sure and keep that thought in your mind. call me and let me know how the first taste of go lytely goes down LMAO. Just remember to hold your nose .:rolleyes::help::rolleyes:

Tim...just make sure you are not more than 25 feet from a toilet at ALL TIMES......i cannot stress that enough. After you go the 1 st few times pretty much everything is out of your colon and intestines. After that it will be like pi$$ing out of your a$$hole. good luck. I've been there homey

Hell just get you some "Depends" and roll with it!:*****:

My turn next month

lost it !!!!!!!!!

good luck time, may the force and toilet paper be with you !!!!!!!!

Tim. Add the gatoraid, Don't know why you have to add warm water other than to make it taste worst than it does. I wouldn't add the vodka like e-man suggested, but I think if you drink a pint about an hour before the go-lightly, it would be easier on you. Once you start drinking the so called horse piss ( I think horse piss has to be better) don't stop. Chug it like a margarita. If you stop you will not want to finish it. DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE ONCE YOU DRINK THE FIRST WAVE! After about 15 minutes you will feel like you have to pass gas, wait till your on the toilet... it aint gas. Eman had it right, don't plan on working after the proceedure. The drugs are still in your system and you will remember parts but not everything you say or do for several hours. My wife still laughs out loud when thinking about my proceedure. Don't know what happened, but not sure if I want to know. The day after you will want to eat the horse that pissed in your drink. Good Luck.

Welcome back Jordan! Try to stay longer than 10 minutes this time.

[QUOTE=QUACKHEAD;166889]Tim. Add the gatoraid, Don't know why you have to add warm water other than to make it taste worst than it does. I wouldn't add the vodka like e-man suggested, but I think if you drink a pint about an hour before the go-lightly, it would be easier on you. Once you start drinking the so called horse piss ( I think horse piss has to be better) don't stop. Chug it like a margarita. If you stop you will not want to finish it. DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE ONCE YOU DRINK THE FIRST WAVE! After about 15 minutes you will feel like you have to pass gas, wait till your on the toilet... it aint gas. Eman had it right, don't plan on working after the proceedure. The drugs are still in your system and you will remember parts but not everything you say or do for several hours. My wife still laughs out loud when thinking about my proceedure. Don't know what happened, but not sure if I want to know. The day after you will want to eat the horse that pissed in your drink. Good Luck.

Welcome back Jordan! Try to stay longer than 10 minutes this time.[/QUOTE]


thanks for the quick welcome back.... i'll try dude !! :p

Its not till 230 tomorrow........this sucks........another whole day without food

dude your screwed!!!!! that stuff is evil :rotfl::rotfl: my advice is dont even wipe , everytime you spray mud just jump in the shower to clean off otherwise your balloon knot will be RAW!!!!!! or use baby wipes . its gonna feel like your arse is throwing up:puke::puke: have fun my friend have fun!!!!:*****:

Don't worry Tim, I'm having shrimp creole tonight and fried frog legs and fish tomorrow. I'll send you a PM and let you know how good it was..... I know what your thinking.......hell, whats buddies for man, I got your back.:rotfl::rotfl:

Unfortuantely
 

Agree with everything here on Go Lightly, no this is the wrong spelling but it has meaning. Have diverticulosis and have had it several times. Use baby wipes. Did they tell you to drink it all or just until the outflow :spineyes: is clear?

If you have a restroom close, you probably could go to work, but don't stray far.

FOOD FINALLY!!!!! i got a call from a friend thats a nurse........Campbells chicken noodle is considered liquid diet!! I'm on can number 3 and have 4 to go..............I'm so very happy right now!!!!!

I personally haven't drank that...but I believe these two fella's have had a sip or two...

And possibly this stallion...

LMAO @ Fishinpox....................Balloon knot.....I aint ever heard that before......but I will add that to my mental dictionary

I had to send stool samples to a lab once, a lot easier than that mess!

good ol mark @ superior bait and tackle taught me that phrase a few months back !!! now i try and use it at least twice a day!!!! *****

Well, this is taking forever...........drank half gallon so far and nothing........says to save the other half for tomorrow..........I'm so tired, but scared to go to sleep in fear it'll hit me...........Didn't have Vodka, so I went the Tequilla route.........Good choice I'd say, I'm happy as a jay bird!!!

dude your gonna crap the bed :*****::*****: better use a tarp at your bottom sheet tonite!!!!

LMAO!!! Nothing worse then a case of the mudd butt :*****::rotfl:

Unholy crap!!!! This stuff is horrible!!!! OMG!!!!

Drink more tequilla :D

Painting the town brown yet ? Lord help you tim. Let's all say a prayer

Jordan, I don't wish this on anyone.......well, maybe Obama.......the stuff had no effect for the longest time, but the floodgates have opened!!!!! Again..............this is horrible!!!!!

I feel for you bro....but when you said the floodgates have opened I almost spit beer all over my laptop.:*****:

Guess I could have said the balloon knot popped??

Well
 

Hope today is better for you.

In the middle of round 2.......you drink half he night before and half the day of........

It was torture making the kids breakfast this morning. All that beautiful food and I couldn't have any.......
Then of course every other commercial on TV is a food advertisement........the hell with water boarding......we should do this to terrorists!!!!!

Speaking of,
What is everyone having for lunch today??
I'm trying to put together a menu for when this is all done.......
I'm thinking of starting off with spaghetti, then a ribeye, then double chocolate moose cake from zea's for dessert........

Not sure about supper yet.......need ideas

Made deer spaghetti last night. Thinkin bout back strap and red wine now.

Hmmm
 

4:05 pm . tim should be through w/ the procedure and probably in recovery waking up from a demoral induced stupor.
Bet he sure feels like going to work LOL.