some ok ones...

I'm so Salt Life Manti Teo and his girl fish with me!

I'm so salt life I brush my teeth with sea gull poop
I'm so salt life I only put marina fuel in my truck
I'm so salt life I use a gaff to get my kids out of the bath tub

I'm so salt life I drink milk and poop ice cream
Im so salt life, I chopped up a ladyfish and snorted it

and my favorite...

I am so salt life, my wife left me 5 or 15 years ago

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I spit water at my computer on this one........ And yes, I'm so salt life it was "salt water"!

I'm so salt life chuck Norris asked me how to take a backlash out of a baitcaster

I'm so salt life, I never had Facebook but spend all day on Fishbook.

I'm so salt life : pelicans try to land on me

I'm so salt life, I have kids with a mermaid.

I'm so salt life, I 25 or bust

I'm so salt life ; I impregnated a dolphin

I'm so salt life I only tie my shoes with a palomar knot

I'm so salt life, I work at the pogie plant

I'm so salt life, the pink dolphin has me over for dinner.

I'm so salt life I swim with the dolphins

I'm soo SaltLife I only fish south of I 12, and most of I 10

I'm so salt life even porn stars think I taste too salty!

I'm so salt life, I won a blackjack playing blackjack.

Someone on here is so salt life they catch flounder bank fishing in a private pond

I'm so salt life, I hang a castnet off my rear view as a dream catcher.