Rich maybe now you can get laid without paying for it.......:*****::help::*****:

yeah right

without paying?

I work for them, my brother is married to a Jewish girl. Ray is right. My brother had to convert to marry his wife. Her family and him came to Louisiana to visit about a year ago. I had some cracklins, her dad asked what they were, I told him. I took him fishing and he asked to get some. He ate 2 bags! That is all I know about Jews. Oh, they don't like it when you say," I jewed them down on the price". It is not good advice. But it is all I know.

i have only paid for sex once...and she stole specks wallet!!!
:*****::*****::*****::*****:

famous last words

dude, i get fussed at all the time up here for racist comments that i dont find racist at all...but i will definitely remember to bring some cracklins on our date...lol

im just sayin...if she wouldnt have told me she was jewish i woud have never known

I said Jew down on the phone once with somebody in accounting. They were Jewish.
Every Jew I have met secretly loves pork. They are like baptists with beer.

:rotfl::rotfl:

Like Baptist with beer :*****: Baw dat aint right

I am baptist so I'll say this. I heard a joke a while back. Why must you always take 2 baptist with you fishing?

Because if you take one baptist fishing he'll drink all your beer. :D

Anywhere you find four baptists, there's bound to be a fifth! :eek: :*****:

No......just my debit card! :(

But it works as a credit card too so she got me for $600. That's all u can spend on it in a day. Had to go to the bank and tell them I lost my card and someone must have found it and used it. They gave me my money back! :)

My wife is baptist she will not drink beer in front of her parents. Her dad will only drink beer with me when nobody else is around. It is too funny. Her family was horrified at our wedding, my Irish catholic family drank enough for everybody.

***** that is classic!!!

yea dude i woke up the next morning and went to the bathroom and his block buster card was in the kleenex box and his stuff was spread all around the bathroom...he was super excited!

LOL, you sound like my uncle. He's been dead a few years now, but your stories sound similar to the stuff he did. He was just fun to be around to hear all his stories. makes me smile. Wish he was still around he was my favorite family member of all

you meen you let her spend the night???:shaking: you got alot to learn thats the whole point of payin , your not payin for the tang your payin her to leave!!!

THEY didn't stay the night. :)